Something Clever, Supposedly
theniftyfifties:

Montgomery Clift 

theniftyfifties:

Montgomery Clift 

aloafofdead:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

My boy

aloafofdead:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

My boy

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

PETITION FOR GINA TORRES TO PLAY WONDER WOMAN

amgkatt:

BECAUSE
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AND ALSOimage
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JUST
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LET ME JUST SAY

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IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS
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YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

lightspeedsound:

youretheprotontomyneutron:

No flag, no country! 

no but seriously guys this is the history of the british empire in a nutshell

muirin007:

potterheadschamber:

heliumtaxihometome:

20 Historic Black and White Photos Colorized

This is beautiful.

You are lying to yourself if you don’t think that Nikola Tesla was a total babe. I guess you could say that his looks were…

….electrifying.

jaklynelisabeth:

howibloggedyourmother:

this is the greatest blooper 

for you semiwittyusername

THANKS FRIEND

semiwittyusername:

Seth calls and james answers his francophone

Salut, Seth, ça va?

jaklynelisabeth:

semiwittyusername:

Guy in class talking about guillotines for his presentation and the prof just quietly says, “it’s a cutting edge topic” and it was amazing

really got a slice of historical french life

Seth calls and james answers his francophone

Guy in class talking about guillotines for his presentation and the prof just quietly says, “it’s a cutting edge topic” and it was amazing

theirtinywings:

samjohnssonvt:

gryphonrhi:

thezhenger:

chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.  He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.

Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?

Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.

bevgodsgirls:

jcrystalll:

forever-river-song:

Portraits of Toddlers Eating Lemons for the First Time

All the boys are taking it the worst while the girls don’t really give a fuxk

The last boy literally transforms into a lemon.

loki-struts-tom-dances:

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

holyfuckface:


purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan